~FUNNY QUOTEZ~
ONLY 10% of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they ALL* *went it WOULD be HELL!*
you think ur so cool-- u think ur all that-- well ppsshh--- whuts up with that?
be kewl dont go to skool.
never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!
Success comes before work... only in the dictionary.
if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house.
LiKe WhUt u SeE? Call 1-800-YOU WISH!
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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~*~ QUOTEZ~*~
I'm not weird I'm gifted
You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!? You just lost the chance you never had!
he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw.
GO AWAY!
~*bAd BoYz MaKe Me WaNnA dO bAd ThInGz!!!*~
~*AnGeLz Come n AnGeLz Go BuT Im An AnGeL A GuY ShouLd NeveR LeT Go*~
~*u know u want me but...the queztion is can u get me...I no u like what you see...but it ain't easy gettin wit...a chick like me*~
~*i SwEaR i'M aN aNgEl, tHe HoRnS aRe JuSt tHeRe To HoLd Up ThE HaLo*~
Good girls aren't really good, they just know how to get away with being bad.
~*I Lost My Teddy bear, Can I snuggle up with You?!?!*~
UpOn A CaStLe In ThE HeAvEnly SkIeS Im SeNt DoWn 2 PuT ThAt *SpArKle* In Ur EyEs.
~*U wAnT mE u BeTtA rEsPeCt Me U dOnT rEsPeCt Me HaHa GuEsS wHo DoNt GeT mE*~
Smile, it makes people wonder what your up to!
A pEaCh iZ a PeAcH
A pLuM iZ a pLuM
A KiSs AiNt A KiSs
WiThOuT SoMe ToNgUe
So OpEn YoUr MoUtH
AnD cLoSe YoUr EyEz
AnD GiVe YoUr ToNgUe
SoMe ExCeRciZe!!!
ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST; LIFE IS SHORT, SO PARTY WE
MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Im SwEeT lIkE cAnDy-N-hOTT lIkE fIrE I'm ThE pErFeCt "LiL" AnGeL 4 *U* 2 DeSiRe*
~I'm glad I don't know everything about you.. because everyday you amaze me~
~You know it's love when the tiny details about another person, ones that are insignificant to
most people, seem fascinating and incredible to you~
I love you. I love every little thing about you- your sexy smile, the sound of your voice, the
magic in your eyes. I love your gentle touch and the warmth I feel at your side... I love
dreaming about you. I love discovering you and letting go with you. I love each and every once
a lifetime moment I share with you... today, tomorrow, forever.
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