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A Definition Of A Friend

Is someone who listens to you when you
have problems, someone who cares about you,
and is always around to help you out.
Makes you laugh when you are sad.
Tells jokes, and is always nice to you,
they give you gifts when you least expect them too,
supportive when something goes wrong.
Someone that accepts you for who you are.
You can make a fool of yourself, and they will still love you.

Quotes

I'll wait for you until the end of time
I`ll wait for the time you are mine
I`ll wait for you to care
I`ll wait for the love well share
I`ll wait for eternety
to hear you say you feel the same
I`ll wait for us to be together
I`ll wait however long you need
even if it`s forever
I`ll wait for you

before you go tomorrow...
just love me today...
whisper you`ll stay with me...
tread softly as you walk away...
Don`t leave me now...
just stay with me tonite...
for tomorrow we will say...

Don't drink n drive, yah might spill yer beer!

East tah da sea..west tah da land..death tah da gurl who tuches mai man!

the gurlz want 2 be me,guyz want 2 date me,and if jealousy iz wha ure bout then go ahead and hate me

Love is the greatest feeling
Love is like a play
Love is what i feel for you
Each and everyday
Love is like a smile
Love is like a song
Love is the great emotion
That keeps me going strong
I love you with all my heart
My body and my soul
I love the way i keep loving
Like a love i can't control
So remember when ur eyes met mine
I love you with all my heart
And i have poured my entire
Soul into you right from the very start.

I thought love was just
A mirage of my mind
It's an Illusion,It's fake
Impossible to find
But the day i met you
I began to see
That love is real and
It exists in me.

I Love you so deeply
I love you so much
I love the sound of your voice
And the way that we touch
I love your warm smile
And your kind,thoughtful way
The joy that you bring
To my life everyday
I love you today
And i have from the start
And i'll love you forver
With all my heart.

Why I love you

Sometimes at night when i look to the shy I start thinking of you and then ask myself why why do i love you? I think and smile, because I know the list could run on for mile. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things make me love you so much. The way you support me, eveb my silly notions. The way that you care and show such devotion, the way your kiss fills me with desire n how you hold me with the warmth of a fire The way your eyes shine wheb you look at me lost with you forever is were I want to be Thw way that i feel when your by my side. A sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream that all involve you the possibilities I see, the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart. How deep in my soul.

Quotez

U hAvE aLwAyZ BeEn ThErE As U CaN SeE
EvEn WheN EvEryOne HaS GiVeN uP On Me.

when u love someone who
doesn't love you back
its hard to find a way to keep
urself on track
it leaves you heartbroken and
hurts so much
but i guess that why they call it
a CRUSH.

*Everytime I look at you my heart begins to soar.. but with every little glance.. it makes me want you more and more..*

If u love me 4 me..
2getha 4eva
We'll always be.

I know I'm a bitch.. and a great one at that!
You seem to always call me ugly and fat..
But I'll rise above yer words.. and leave them all in muck
Cuz in my heart and mind.. I DONT GIVE A FUCK!

Baby all I want is U..*
Baby all I need is U..*
Ooh jesus..*
I wish you felt the same way too..*

Mommy........

Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister;
That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;
I'll by waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first,
I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I'm not coming back.
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy,
On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now,
The time is getting late,
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you."

Pretty good quotes

RoSeS aRe ReD
ViOleTs ArE bLuE
YoU aRe SwEet AnD
I lOvE yOu!!! :)

vIoLeTs ArE bLuE
WaTeR iS cLeAr
tHe ThOuGhT oF lOsInG yOu
Is My GrEaTeSt FeAr!!!

What Would You Do...?

what would u do
what would u say
if i went out
and took my life today
i am not happy
i am so sad
this fuckin world sucks
it makes me mad
somebody shot me
if you dare
take my life tonight
i really don't care
help me please
end it all
my life has taken
a sudden fall
if i don't get up
it will be just fine
i will die slowly
but will not whine
and if you miss me
please don't cry
soon or later
i was going to die
i took my life first
to hide my pain
look at me now
I'm obviously not sane
somebody tell them
ill always b their friend
but my life just came
to a sudden end
i did not do this
for my own good
i did it so that
no one else would
so dont try it
please don't dare
i did it for you
because i really do care
my life is over
the pain is gone
here are the pills
i overdosed on
my life was over
my heart was dead
that's why i shot myself
in the fuckin head
what would u do
what would u say
if i went out
and took my life today.

I like your style
I like your class
But most of all i like your ass.

Im a cool girl, in a cool town
It takes a real mother f****er to put me down.

Kissing is a habit
F***ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell
He says the hell with you
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would of happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn.

Guys are like roses
Watch out for the pricks.

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
F*** a virgin
Not a slut.

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriends gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick the one I sucked
Bless the bed in which we f***ed
And i my mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.

Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a girls in formation
To increase the population
For a younger generation
Do you get the information
Or do you need a demonstration.

Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit.

If guys had their periods
They would compare the size of there tampons.

Mental Anxiety
Mental breakdowns
Menstrual cramps
Menopause
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

Roses are red
Violets are corny
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny.

Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
F*** me
Very slowly
If you kiss me
Don't be sassy
Use your tongue and make it nasty.

Roses are red violets are blue
Im in love but not with you
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was
Was another guy
You told your friends that I was a trick
I told mine you had a weak dick
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true
But guess what baby
You go played too.

Guys are like parking spots
The good ones are always taken
And the ones that are available
Are either handicapped are to far away.

Poems & Quotez

Move It-

Up, Down
All Around
Push it in
Pull it out
Shake it baby
Left then right
We can do it
Day and night
Don't stop
Im on top
Do your best
Touch your chest
We can do it
Put your heart into it
Don't mess up
Make me jump
Feels so good
I knew you could
Congradulations! for that wuz ur first
Now your no longer the worst
Sure I'll give it another try
Im glad i taught you to dance tonight!!!

lol~ i know what you were thinkin when u read this, and now i think ur sick minded...lol

My 'Lil' Secret

I have a little secret
Though few i tell it too
I have a little secret
NO i wont tell you!

I have a tiny secret
Though its too secret to say
I have a teeny secret
But i can't tell you today

I have a small secret
Though its 'top secret' rite now
I have a mini secret
I wanna say, i just dont know how

I have a micro secret
Though its for only them and I
I have a bitsy secret
But I cannot tell a lie

I have a secret
But i can't tell you anythin'
I have a 'lil' secret
But i wont tell you nothin'!

Wait! I already told you! Nevamind~lol

Just approach the woman, don’t say anything and read the tag on the collar of her shirt. When she asks what you are doing, just say "I'm checking to see if you’re made in heaven."

(Look into her eyes and say) Heaven needs to check their list cuz they hate to be missing an angel.

Is your daddy a thief? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants! (actually that’s kinda not a pickup line, but its funny.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

God must be crying right now. [Why?] Because he just lost an angel.

If I followed you home would you keep me?

Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!

Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams

Want to play lion? (She asks, What’s that?) That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meet!

Your dad must be a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Hey baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone but I can make you bedrock.

Come over here and sit on my lap. We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Want to play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!

I've been hungry for hours. (looking at her crotch, licking your lips) Do you have anything to eat?

I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me. And watch them try to hold back their laughter.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Welcome to the zoo.

my cock is hard
my balls are smokin'
i need some pussy
and i aint jokin'

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I’ll fuck you clean.

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue
so open up your mouth,
close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!

roses are red
violets are black
why is your chest
as flat as your back.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the Money.

Only in America

Only in America do they have signs in McDonald's in which they say "we have Braille and picture menus available."

Only in America do they have Braille on drive-thru ATM machines.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter.

Only In America...Do people order super size fries and cheese burgers and a diet coke!

Only in America can you get a pizza to your doorstep faster than an ambulance...

Only in America - do we put handicap parking spaces in front of skating rinks.

Hey Diddle Diddle,
My penis is little
and shriveled
and shrunk like a prune.
But if you will squeeze it
And tease it, and please it,
It'll blow up just like
A balloon.

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing (i hate that)
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go

Can't Let You Go INC.