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Jennifer Lopez


So Ju SaYiN
PeRfEcKsHuN DoN't ExiSt?
iiGhT LoOk @ ChU...
n DeN LoOk @ DiS

im sorry u dont like me im sorry that u stare but most of all im sorry that i dont fukin care.

U ThinK U a PimP AnD u SaY Yo GaMe is StrOnG toO Bad aLL yOUr HoeZ EnD wit @AOL.com

:*:Y*DRINK* N dRiVe WeN u Can *SMOKE* n' FLY?:*:

mOsT bYcHeS gOt ThEiR
MeN cUz DeY lOOk E-Z
I gEt Ma ThUgZ cUz Im
SiMpLy OfF dA HEaZy.

tight jeanz.curvy hips.black thOngz.glosy lipz.
.could any cutie resist.?


kiZhabLe LiPz ThA iLLeSt EyEz sExiE AZz LuShuZ ThiGhZ bAbiE iM wAt u FaNtAziZe

I DoNt SliP AnD SliDe BoY I GriP AnD RiDe ANY QUESTIONZ?

Soft skin, perfect smile
Lips that drive all the guyz wild
Sexi lil QT w.sparklin' brown eyez sweet azz
Damn i even got the finest PLAYAZ hypnotized

"If I pay, it's not cconsidered cheating."

Dont playa hate, appreciate, participate and congratulate.

No DoUbT mY GaMe iS TiGhT BoY i GoT u FeEniN mE aLL DaY -N- NiTe.

ImMa LiCk U uP n DoWn TiLl U sAy StOp
ImMa PlAy WiT uR bOdY n MaKe U hOtT
ImMa Do AlL Da ThInGs ThAt U wAnT mE 2 Do
B/c 2NiGhT bAbY bOy ImMa PuT iT oN u!

If ya man comes home
Wit lipstick on his colla
U can bet ya last dolla
I made him HOLLA.

If you think life is bad...how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes only 4 minutes to get hard and only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 others. But worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! so cheer up. Your life isnt that bad!!!

I wish I could jus make u turn around
turn around & see me cry
There's so much I need 2 say 2 u so many reasons why.

sometimez 2 stay sane
u hav 2 act a lil crazy.

we cried 2gether..we lied 2gether
in the end..as sisters..
we gon die 2gether.

I love you is 8 letters,
then again,
so is BULLSHIT!

its funny how u go thru a year day by day
n nuthin seems to change but when u look bak
everythings different.

Bar lite bar brite
1st drink i drink tontie
i wish i may i wish i mite
remember what i did last nite!

I wanted everything to stay the same
But feelings fade and people change
Im loving every moment like its my last
No longer letting my future be based on my past.

Youu kno u love someone
when u want them to be happy
even if their happiness
doesnt include you.

If you cant amaze people with ur intellegance...confuse them with ur bullshit!

SeXy LiL bOo bE mAkIn iT hOtT]
[WhILe ThE FeLLaZ bE sCrEaMiN]
[*.BaBy GiRL DoNt StOp!

*...sOmEtImEs I BeLiEvE uR cLOsE tO mE...*
*...BuT iT aInT cLoSe EnUf...*
*...NoT nEaRLy CloSe eNuF...*
*...ThAtS hOw mUcH u MeAn To Me...*

SwEeT LiL HuNnY, CuTe As CaN bE.. NoT eVeN Ja RuLe cAn pUt iT oN Me, GoT dA bUtT tHaT nO gUy CaN pAsS uP.. NoT eVeN jUvEnNiLe cAn BaCk DiS aZz uP, tHe CuTeSt GiRL YoU EvA dId SeE.. mAkIn MaStEr P wAnNa Go OoH WeE, HoTtEsT ChIcK yOu'LL eVa SeE.. NeLLy CaN't EvEn RiDe WiT mE!

:*:You never really know how lucky you are to have someone until they are gone and u are left with nothing but memories:*: :*:it's funny how someone can come in and out of you life so quickly, yet leave footprints and memories in your heart forever:*:

:::sometimes you have to runaway.. to see who will come after you:::

tHeY SaY iN tHiZ WoRLd NoTHiN LaStZ 4eVeR..
*.BuT i DoNT BeLieVe tHaTz tRu.*
..CuZ tHe WaY i FeeL wHeN We'Re 2GeTHeR..
*.iZ tHe WaY iLL aLwAyZ FeeL 4 YoU!

tHuGgEd OuT sHoRty wHo CaNt bE *StOpPeD*
a SeXi LiL MaMi wHo CaNt bE *ToPpEd*

*Everyone says that she can do better...but how can she do better if he's the one that makes her happy?*

puttin on mah pink thong n tite ass jeans
its no wonda dez guyz b havin wet dreams
u put on a thong n try n fix yo hair
its no wonda dez guyz b havin nitemares!

:*:.SoMeDaY YoU WiLl Be SoRrY, SoMeDaY WhEn YoU'rE FrEe, MeMoRiEs WiLl ReMiNd YoU, ThAt We WeRe MeAnT To Be.:*:

iF HeS dA ¹sT tHiNg u tHiNk Of WeN u WaKe Up
thE OnLy tHiNg U tHiNk oF WeN uR aWaKe
tHe LaS tHiNg u tHiNk oF b4 U gO ²BeD
& dA OnLy ¹ u DrEaM Of
DeN hEs TRuLy SuM¹ SpECiaL.

*Everyone has a weakness*
*he just happens to be mine*

iTz NoT bOuT tHa HuGz.&.KiZzeZ
tHa i LoVe YoUz & tHa i MiSs YoUz
iTz BoUt tHa BuTtErFLiEs U GeT
tHa cHiLLz tHaT RuN DoWn Ur sPiNe
& tHa PaiN tHaT HiTz eVeRy iNcH oF Ur BoDy
wHeN He WaLkZ aWaY FRoM YoU.

***YoU aSkEd mE wHaT wAs WrOnG aNd i SeD nOtHiNg
BuT aS u TuRnEd aRoUnD a TeAr RaN dOwN mY ChEeK
AnD i WhIsPeRed eVeRythInG***

»I'm such a sucker for those eyes«
»They permanently paralyze«
»You got my heart under attack«
»You give me shivers down my back«
»Do you have to walk the way you do?«
»I get weak just watching you!«

SeXy EyEz, TaSTy LiPz
LiL FrAmE, KuRvY HiPz
DoPeZ STyLe, TiTe AzZ JeAnZ
Da DeFFeSt ChIk U EvA SeeN.

...I aM dA mOsT LuCKieSt GurL iN dA wOrLD..
-->wHy? cUz I g0t *mA gUrLz*
I gOt *Ma BoI* wHo iZ mA *tRu LuV*
`n i GoT a *TrU luV* whO is mA *-bEsT FriEnD-*
wHo C0uLd aSk 4 MoRe?

SuMmEr LoVe, FrIeNdZ, n FuN tImEs ToGeThEr--
--iT MaY bE gOnE bUt ThE mEmOrIeS aRe FoReVeR.

bLoNdEs TeAsE- bRuNeTTeS pLeAsE

CrAzY it seEms tO dAnCe iN tHe RaIn
BuT iTz tHoSe sILLy LiL tHiNgS
ThAt tAkE aWaY mY pAiN.

WhEn pPL aSk Me WhaT i SeE iN yOu
i DoNT HoNeStLy KnO
WhEN i LoOk IN uR eYeZ i SeE mAgIc
iN yOuR aRmS i LoSe cOnTroL.

BoY yOu KnO iM cRaZy
CrAzY oVa YoU
NoW teLL mE wHo eLsE
cArEs AbOuT yAh LiKe i Do
iM tHeRe ThRu YaH LaUgHtEr
iM tHeRe ThRu YaH tEaRs
aNd Im GoNnA cOnTiNuE tO bE hEa
ThRu OuT thA yEaRs.

LiFe iZ 4 LiViN...I LiV MiNe 4 u
LuV iZ 4 GiViN...I GiV MiNe 2 u
DrEaMz r 4 DrEaMiN...I DrEaM MiNe 4 u
HeArTz R 4 BeATiN...MiNe BeAtZ 4 u

i lOvE dA bOY Wid dA SeXy gLaRe
wEn i sEe hiM i cANt hElP bUt stArE
i'D dO AnYthiNG fOr hiM thE OnE i adOre
i hAvE tO hEs tRuLeY [*m i a m O r E*]

Wit dA LaCe ThONgZ
N a WoRK oF MAh ToUNgE
*HOT SHYT*
i gOt yEw SpRuNg!

We ShYnE LyK DiAmOnDz
SpArKLe LyK pEaRLz
BoY NuFfIn CoMpArEz
To ThEsE eG GuRL

sweet lil hunnie cute as can b not even ja rule can put it on me....I am tha hottest chick u'll eva see..not even nell can ride wit me...2hott az u can c not even luda knoz mah fantasy..

.:*From the moment I saw you*:.
.:*Till the moment we touched*:.
.:*I always knew it was you*:.
.:* A L W A Y S *:.
.:*Maybe we weren't always together*:.
.:*But how could something this right*:.
.:*Never happen?*:.
.:*No matter what*:.
.:*Know from here on out*:.
.:*That nothing*:.
.:*Nobody*:.
.:*At all*:.
.:*Can ever take you away from me*:.
.:*I love you and that's final*:.
.:*From the moment I saw you*:.
.:*Till the moment you loved me*:.
.:*I always knew it was you...*:.
.:* A L W A Y S *:.

tru lov is when you miss him even b4 he leaves
its when u culd listen 2 him talk all night
n neva get tired of hearing his voice
its when the thought of his name gives u butterflies
n u see his smile when u close ur eyes . .this feeling is
*i r r e p l a c e a b l e*

No Matta what U say or do
I'll always be crazy about U.

ThIs BoY iS aLwAyS tHeRe 4 Me
ThE rItE n RoNg HeS hElPeD mE sEe
iT'Ll B fOrEvA u n Me
We WeRe tRuLy MeAnT tO Be.

ThIs BoY iS gUnNa B dOwN tIl ThA EnD
HeS nOt OnLeE mY lOvA HeS mY bEsT fRiEnD
uS nOt BeIn tOgEtHa I don't WaNnA tHiNk BoUt WhEn
BaBy I pRoMiSe We AiNt GuNnA pArT aGaIn.

thErEs sUmtHin bOut him nO.one eLse sEes
tHat maKes mE gO crazi wEn hE loOks at mE
nO.one nOes wHy i feEl the way that i dOo
and bAby its beCauSe-->i really lOve yOu.

DeSe gIrLz tO mE r Da *TrUeSt* tHrEe
thErEz LeA ALwAyZ aCtIn MaDd CrAzI
LaUrEnZ gOt hEr sTyLe n PeRfeCt HaIr
TiFfZ a ToTaL cUtIe WiThOuT a CaRe
tHeY KeEp mE sMiLiN eVeRy DaY iM aLiVe
wiDoUt dEsE gIrLz i WuDnT sUrViVe.

aNd iM tOrN cOmPLeTLy cUZ i CaNt SeEm tO cHoOsE
thErEs a LiFe i cUd LiVe oR a GrEaT tHiNg tO LoSe...

tOdAy A tEaR fElL fRuM mY eYe
ThInKiN oF eVrYtHiN wE hAd
wE wErE tHe fAnTaSy Of EvRy TrUe LoVe
I mIsS u BeInG mInE i WoNdEr WhY
y EvRyThInG cHaNgEd So FaSt fRuM GoOd 2 BaD
bUt EvEn so i LuV u N uR tHe OnE i StIlL dReAm oF.

tImE iS PrEcIoUs
aNd iTs sLiPpIn aWaY
sO cHeRiSh eVeRy mOmEnT
dAy aFtEr DaY.



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