*pick up lines!*

Love is a very complex word, but I think I just found the meaning of it.

Release the hounds -- I've found a fox!

Hey, wanna taste my lip gloss?

I lose an hour of sleep a day just dreaming of you!

You must be the cause of global warming, because you hot!

Are you an angel or do you honestly look that good?

If beauty was a drop of water baby you'd be an ocean!

Do you have a fever or are you always that hot?

Baby you must be a broom cuz you swept me off my feet.

Your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business!

Go ahead. Touch me. I'm real.

Are you a criminal?- cuz its just not legal to be that beautiful.

Hi my name is ______ but I don't care what you call me as long as you call me.

If there was a rain drop for every time I thought about you, Noah would have to build another ark.

I need to go to the hospital... I think my heart just stopped.

There was no color in the world until I met you.

I put a drop of tear in the ocean for you...and I'll stop loving you when you find that teardrop.

I didn't wear flavored lip gloss for nothing!

Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day!

Do you have a quarter? My Mom told me to call her when I fell in love!

Do you have a quarter? I need to call God and tell him he has lost an angel.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

Ask for the person's hand, then turn it to the palm side and point out: "There was a little bunny here and a BIG river here. The bunny wants to get to the other side, but he can't swim and it's too long a hop to go around. How does the bunny get over?"
They say: "I dunno, how?"
You say, "I dunno either, I just wanted to hold your hand."

I'll never know if it is truly impossible for me to stop thinking about you...because I''ll never try.

Do you drink a lot of snapple, because you look like your made from the best stuff on earth.

If I had a nickel for every guy as beautiful as you I'd have 5 cents.

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.

If you had 11 roses, in the mirror you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Is your daddy a thief then how did he steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?

Can you walk by again, I don't believe love at first sight.

Your so hot every time I see you its stop drop and roll.

Do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Did it hurt? (what) When you fell from heaven.

Haven't I met you before, oh wait no I have just seen you in the dictionary under hot stuff!

Are you an astronaut cuz your out of this world!

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room?

If you were words on the paper you'd be FINE print at the bottom.

Do you eat lucky charms because you're magically delicious.

I'm no doctor but you seem fine to me.

If I was Peter Pan you'd be my happy thought.

I'm glad I don't have you because if I did I wouldn't dream any more

Hi......nice shoes......wanna go out with me?

IF you were a burger at Mcdonald's, you'd be the McBeautiful.

How does it feel to be the best looking guy in the room?

If only you were in my dreams I'd want to sleep forever.

Are you a pokemon because I want to get a pikacho (peek at you).

They call me Visa because I'm everywhere you want to be.

If I were to ask you to marry me would the answer be the same to this question?

There must be something wrong with my eyes because I cant take them off of you.

You make me so nervous and flustered you make me forget my standard pickup line.

Do you have a map, I got lost in your eyes?

Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation -- or do you need a demonstration?

Baby, you must be a shotgun, 'cause you just blew me away!

Man, you could boil water with that body.

"you wanna go out for some pizza and screw?? 'no'
what? you dont like pizza? you must be CRAZY"

~ME~
"And something has to be right about us being together because if it wasn't, I don't think I
would feel the way I do when you kiss me."

Being with you is the most amazing feeling in the world-every time I see you, I start to get
the
most incredible feeling in my stomach. I feel like the luckiest person in the world to have you
beside me.

*I believe in AnGeLz
the kind heaven sends
I'm surrounded by AnGeLz
but I call them MY BEST FRIENDZ!*

~*Me and my girls are the main attraction
We be gettin all the satisfaction
Doin all the teasin
Gettin all the pleasin
Cuz we be shakin our hips
While them fellas be lickin they're lips!*~

~*My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me*~

~*Girls, always remember to put your sistas before your misters!*~

~*WITH A KISS AND A SHOUT THIS ANGEL IS OUT!*~

*~*you never lose anything, not really
things, people,they go away, sooner or later
you cant hold on to them anymore than you
can hold the moonlight. but if they've touched
you, if they're inside of you..
then they're still your's!

.:I need a MAN who can treat me good......... Cuz im sick of all the BOYZ who thought they could:.

Shankin ma booty***Movin ma hips*** Makin u drool n lick ya lips***I bet no other gurl can tease u like this.

Can I get directions to your heart*Im kinda lost in your eyes.

2hot2hold2much2handle*

U B Good*I'll B Bad*U Get with Me n U'll B Glad.

Everyone knows I'm pretty shy*And could hardly ever approach a guy*But I wanna find a way 2 get you 2 notice me*And I wanna get wit u as u can c.

4 all of u who talk about me Thanx 4 makin me tha center of your world!!

Letters can be tricky*Yes itz tru*But there are 3 letters that will never b tricky* M-E and U.

My baby girl keeps getting' older. I watch her grow up with pride.
People make jokes cuz they don't understand me, they just don't see my real side
I act like shyt don't phase me, inside it drives me crazy. My insecurities could eat me alive
But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy. It all makes sense when I look in her eyes.
*Eminem*

Email:
johnsmith@coldmail.com
Website:
www.johnsmith.freeservers.com

Some people think it's holding on that makes us stronger, sometimes it's letting go.

"I learned everything I needed to know in Kindergarden...BOYS ARE STUPID"

"Be who you are and say what you feel, beacuse those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"

"Wanna get laid...Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait"


x*x*x*xThe 10 commandments of a teenager!x*x*x*x

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs
(Alcohol lasts longer)

3) Thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal-mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(Every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get in fights.
(Just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(As Nike says just do it)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street
(Just leave them in the middle)